Limpopo Policeman CRASHES car while being ‘serviced’ by Magosha

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Word reaching iMzansi news desks is that a Limpopo police man crashed a police van on Thursday evening after being distracted by the ‘excellent services’ of a Magosha who was busy showing his 4-5 some love as he was driving.

According to sources, the Police Officer who has since been identified as one, Collin Mkhwanazi, was on night duty from 6:00 PM on Wednesday and he was reportedly on his way from a crime scene when he met with the accident.

Interestingly, the drama unfolded while the suspect he had arrested was still in the back of the police van.

Paramedics, who responded to the accident scene at around 5am in Lephalale, Limpopo said that they found both the hooker and the cop -who were reeking of alcohol- unresponsive BUT shockingly, the prostitute’s mouth was full of the officer’s privates!

While the suspect-who happens to be the only ‘impartial witness’- could not paint a clear picture of what took place on account of being at the back of the van, it is thought that the ‘mouth actions’ of the hooker on the poor policeman distracted him and caused him to crash!

Not surprisingly, the accident occured about 2 kilometers from Makhoneng, a place notorious for drugs and prostitution.

Efforts to track down the Cop for a comment proved fruitless, but by a rare stroke of luck, we managed to get hold of the Magosha who confirmed the incident expressed remorse for her actions. “This is the first time I ever gave a “road head.” We were drunk at the time and we didn’t really consider the safety issue, but looking back now, giving a blo_wjob to a guy while he is driving is probably not the safest thing to do. At first, I didn’t want to, but he offered me more money, and I could not resist it, I mean we are hustling at the end of the day right, we got to make a living. Phew, that was a close one though” said the lady of the night on condition she remains anonymous.

The local hospital confirmed that they had treated and discharged the ‘couple’ but the Police could not be drawn to comment at the time of writing.

It is our speculation that they may not be too keen about such an embarrassing incident becoming public fodder.

More details as we get them…

Source:iMzansi Satire


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