There are secrets guys won’t tell you about their bon_ers because they’re too embarrassing. But we’re here to expose them! Read away….
They are sort of uncontrollable
Maybe male po_rn stars or yoga instructors can control their bon_ers. But for most men, those things can pop up at pretty much any time for any reason.
Thinking about a certain girl? Phone vibrating from a call? Accidentally remembered that one scene from a steamy movie? Tuesday? All valid reasons for a random ere_ction. Sometimes, just waking up in the morning is enough of an excuse, which certainly leads to problems at middle school sleepovers.
They can be unreliable
Not all men have issues with ere_ctions, but it’s a little like having a super reliable car: One breakdown, and you’ll never quite trust it ever again. In the same way it can get up out of nowhere, they can go away in a split second if the mood changes.
A big culprit of unreliability is alcohol. Three beers and you’re good to go, but one whisky or tequila shot and your whole date night is shot.
They are inconvenient
When you stub your toe, a lot of the pain comes from blood rushing to the area and causing inflammation. The same logic applies to boners. The whole system is based on a bunch of blood rushing to an area, and the longer that blood is there, the more chance there is for pain
Ere_ctions truly have a talent for picking moments. It’s always right when your boss calls you into his office, on the exact day you wore your thinnest pants, when the local Catholic school is touring your building and the nuns are practicing swinging their yardsticks around at cro_tch height.The gist of all of this? You’ve absolutely interacted with some guy in your office while he had a bon_er, and he was doing everything in his power to hide it.
They can hurt
When you stub your toe, a lot of the pain comes from blood rushing to the area and causing inflammation. The same logic applies to bon_ers. The whole system is based on a bunch of blood rushing to an area, and the longer that blood is there, the more chance there is for pain
They all different
It’s true. Pen_ises are like snowflakes; every one is different. Not to delve too far into fluid dynamics, but the quality or size of an er_ection can change depending on a million different factors, similar to how a balloon can be inflated to different sizes depending on how much you blow it.
And last but not least all men are terrified of losing them!