The Economic Freedom Fighters (EFF) on Monday celebrated Zimbabwe’s 36th Independence Day by announcing their plan to conquer Africa and start political parties in neighboring countries starting with Zimbabwe. The EFF took the opportunity as Zimbabwe celebrates 36 years of independence and launched the Zimbabwe Economic Freedom Fighters (ZEFF).
“The EFF is inspired by the Zimbabweans and their historical lesson shall inform how we engage in our own struggle to return the land to its rightful owners for the total emancipation of our people‚” the party’s Mbuyiseni Ndlozi said.
Ndlozi said‚ despite “all its weaknesses‚ Zimbabwe stood the test of time regardless of being isolated by world big forces (through sanctions) for its insistence on returning the land to its native populations”.
“Today‚ we have decided to join the Zimbabwean people in their struggle and with the launch of ZEFF, we foresee a bright future for everyone in Zimbabwe and Africa as a whole.”
The EFF said after Zimbabwe, they plan to launch political parties in Mozambique (MEFF) , Botswana (BEFF) and Tanzania (TEFF).
“Zimbabwe remains an inspiration to the South African liberation struggle in particular the lesson that without the land‚ decolonization is incomplete and a social time bomb”, a statement read.
However, it was not ascertained as to who will lead the ZEFF but a mole said one popular Zimbabwean facebook socialite who goes by the name Thomas Chizhanje was head hunted after EFF noticed his active participation on social media and he already commands a huge following.
EFF leader Julius Malema was not available to comment.
Source : iMzansi Satire