HIV Positive people to be marked near their gen_itals


President Zuma signed a bill that seems to be one of the greatest steps in the history of trying to combat HIV.

From now on, every person who gets tested and is found to be HIV positive will not just get counselling and medication. They will also get a mark in form of a tattoo near their genitals according to the bill signed by the president.

Jacob Zuma after signing the bill,said ;

The mark is to protect those who can’t say no to s_ex. I mean if you can’t read between the lines you should read between the legs because that’s where the status would be tatted. The choice to be HIV positive is now in your hands or your genitals for that matter…. We also encourage those who had been living with the virus to go to the nearest public hospitals to get their status tatted in

President Zuma announced that the first 20 000 people(who already tested positive) to volunteer to have their HIV statuses tatted on their gen_itals would be given a R50 000 funeral expense voucher.

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