‘Mahommed Ali Already Dating Brenda Fassie In Heaven’ says Pastor Chris

Reports hitting our news desks gleaned from a number of Nigerian publications are that popular Faith healing Minister Chris Oyakhilome (commonly known as “Pastor Chris”) has controversially prophesied that late American boxer Mohammed, made his way to heaven where he wasted no time in establishing a romantic relationship with the late beloved South African diva, Brenda Fassie.

A number of Nigerian news blogs have reported that during his routine sermons this last  Sunday, Pastor Chris told  his fully packed church that he had a dream the previous night in which he saw a vision of the late American boxer Mohammed Ali having a jolly good  time in ‘heaven’ with the late beloved  affectionately called MaBrrr by her legion of fans.

 

This unexpected ‘prophecy’ came after he preached a sermon on ‘Life After Death’ to buttress his belief that when people die and leave earth they will start new lives where they can actually date whomever they wanted to on earth and never got the chance too.

Pastor Chris, whose Believers’ Loveworld Incorporated church is headquartered in Lagos, Nigeria, further encouraged his congregation to be strong and he added that Christians must not be terrified of death because the afterlife in heaven is much nicer and the exact opposite of the trials and tribulations we face here on earth.

”Heaven is the ultimate place to be,if you die today,there is a good chance that you will date the likes of Rihhana and Beyonce when they leave earth because high up there in heaven all people are equal”,added Pastor Chris.

Interestingly, another popular yet controversial man from the same land, Prophet TB Joshua, prophesied that he went to hell where he saw Brenda burning in the hottest fires of the Hades.

It now raises the multi-million buck question of who could be authentic and who could be fake between these two ‘giants’, while many are anticipating a serious retaliation  from the no-nonsense Muslim community.

 

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23 Comments

  1. Why do you cook up stories. This is so shocking.Which Born again Christians spend time talking bad things about the departed instead?None .They use their time trying to win the souls of those that are still alive.
    Check the authenticity of your stories before you publish.

  2. Why do you cook up stories. This is so shocking.Which Born again Christians spend time talking bad things about the departed instead?None .They use their time trying to win the souls of those that are still alive.
    Check the authenticity of your stories before you publish.
    Find other ways of making money. You gave failed in this one.

  3. Even a child knows this story is cooked up, anyway my advice to this blogger is to look for something to do wt his time because he is going to loose lots of credibility wt this publication

  4. JESUS IS THE ANSWER!

    Now there were seven brothers with us; and the first married and died, and having no children left his wife to his brother; 26 so also the second, and the third, down to the seventh. 27 Last of all, the woman died. 28 In the resurrection, therefore, whose wife of the seven will she be? For they all had married her.”

    29 But Jesus answered and said to them, “You are mistaken, not [a]understanding the Scriptures nor the power of God. 30 For in the resurrection they neither marry nor are given in marriage, but are like angels in heaven. 31 But regarding the resurrection of the dead, have you not read what was spoken to you by God: 32 ‘I am the God of Abraham, and the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob’? He is not the God of the dead but of the living.” 33 When the crowds heard this, they were astonished at His teaching.

  5. i trust that you know by nw that you are one of those to pay a very good price on the judgment day man,continue making fun of those who ar no longer under the sky as u ar and forgting that the're still ppl so hurt for the death of their love once.

  6. @ Kenna, I can`t comment about this at the moment but, isn`t the same Christ said openly in the whole wide world that mastubation is not a sin? He is an agent of satan and if you follow him you will end up in hell fire. watch on Youtube( Linda Ngaujah testimony) Pastor Christ is an agent of satan. Get yourself involve in the Holiness Revival Movement Worldwide in any where you live watch messages on Youtube.

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