WATCH: Man Uses Cucumber for Knacking Outside Neigbour’s House
In a truly bizarre incident, a man was filmed using a cucumber to satisfy his cravings—not the culinary kind—outside someone else’s home.
Last week Friday, a man near Washington, D.C. was caught on camera sneaking through a broken fence with a lunch box in hand. He placed the lunchbox on a small flight of stairs.
WATCH: Man Uses Cucumber for Knacking Outside Neigbour’s House
The footage then shows the man walking to the front of a car, cucumber in hand, and appearing to shimmy the vegetable into a car’s grille. While the exact actions are hard to see, the man looks around to ensure no one is watching, then drops his pants and begins to bounce on the makeshift adult toy rhythmically. After the lewd session, the man then enjoys a cigarette.
After his disturbing act, the man lights a cigarette, retrieves his cucumber, places it back in his lunchbox, and casually walks away. However, before leaving, he decides to go for a second round on the cucumber. You can watch the video here.
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Homeowner Speaks Out on the Shocking Encounter
Catherine Baker, the homeowner, spoke to DC News Now, expressing her concern about the incident. She wants others in the area to be aware and vigilant about such behaviour on their streets.
According to a police report obtained by TMZ, Baker called the authorities around 5:30 PM last Friday to report that the man had stuck a cucumber in her car’s grille and performed sexual acts with it. Officers noted that he also engaged in lewd behaviour with the cucumber at the back of the vehicle before departing.
While the man walked away looking “cool as a cucumber,” this security footage may soon land him in a bit of a pickle.