Reports hitting our desks are that Deputy President Cyril Ramaphosa is in excruciating pain after he reportedly broke his neck whike dabbing too hard during the ANC election campaign.
Moles told us that he refused to do the dab warm up and rehearsals because he though it was too easy and it would be kind of childish to warm up for such a thing.
Cyril was AGAINST the whole dabbing thing, but BEING a comrade he had no choice but to dab along with fellow comrades
“He might have dabbed too fast or too hard because I heard his bones crack through all that noise we were making” said President Jacob Zuma. “I wish him a speedy recovery, may he fully recover so he can dab with me after the victory”